Widow's Bay - We Hope You Enjoyed Your Time!

We understand that hard choices had to be made and we may never be the same, but we hope you'll visit again!

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Widow's Bay - Emergency Shelter

Please seek shelter should a centuries-old storm rage toward the island and plunge us into darkness. Enjoy a card game.

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Set out to sea with Mayor Loftis and cherished local figure, Wyck! They are attending to some business—best to simply enjoy the voyage.

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We apologize for the curfew. Please remain calm as we determine what's happening. On a separate note, keep your teenagers inside after dark.

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Make sure you pack a good read for the beach! (We do not recommend self-help books on the island.)

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It's time for the annual beach opening. Lay out a towel as the mayor "tests the waters." Unrelated: Do not pick up hitchhikers.

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Cherish the historical charm of our local inn, which Mayor Loftis will prove is safe by spending a night there alone.

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In a life full of triumph and failure, "National Lampoon" co-founder Doug Kenney built a comedy empire, molding pop culture in the 1970s.

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